♡Contrary to Ordinary♡

brainfried:

if you stab a white person, mayonnaise will come out

(via crea-mmm)

How to college:

• drink coffee
• cry

(Source: elphabulous, via incredibliss)

bloodyoathmate:

Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

(via embers-fade)

mereperf:

man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you

(Source: jersey-11, via embers-fade)

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293, via reality-and-infinity)

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: hotanimegirl, via augustusfring)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via zoeymarcussen)